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‘Ferrari’ Articles

Badoer’s Ferrari to be powered by disappointment

Written by Red Andy on 15 August 2009

Valencia, Saturday: A statement from Ferrari’s Formula One team today revealed that substitute driver Luca Badoer is going to use revolutionary new technology on his car in order to replace the much-maligned KERS unit. The 38-year-old Italian is deputising at the European Grand Prix for injured Ferrari driver Felipe Massa, though this fact [Read More]

Ferrari outline 2010 dream

Written by Red Andy on 13 August 2009

Maranello, Thursday: Ferrari president Luca di Montezemolo has announced Ferrari’s plans to change the shape of Formula One in 2010, beginning with permitting teams to use more cars than the current two permitted by the regulations. Montezemolo apparently wants his team to fill all 26 of the available grid slots next season, in order to [Read More]

Millionaire outpaces Schumacher in test

Written by Red Andy on 03 August 2009

Mugello, Monday: Times released from Michael Schumacher’s F1 test at Mugello indicate that an elderly Italian millionaire set faster times at the circuit than the seven-time world champion himself. Schumacher was testing Ferrari’s 2007 car as part of the team’s F1 Clienti programme, which allows astoundingly rich people to buy [Read More]

Massive error brings Schumacher to Ferrari

Written by Red Andy on 28 July 2009

Maranello, Tuesday: Top officials at Ferrari have expressed dismay today as it was revealed that the wrong Schumacher has been appointed to take the place of the injured Felipe Massa from next month’s European Grand Prix. As soon as it became evident that the Brazilian, hurt after being hit on the head by debris in qualifying [Read More]

Two-seater Ferrari sparks rules debate

Written by Red Andy on 25 July 2009

Maranello, Saturday: Controversial plans released by the Ferrari Formula One team this week have caused heated debate among the F1 fraternity, with several top figures protesting that Ferrari’s “two-seater” design for 2010 is outside of the technical regulations. Ferrari have been courting double world champion Fernando Alonso [Read More]

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