Article of the Year
End-of-year polls are all the rage on motorsport websites, usually giving you the chance to vote for your driver or team of the year. As a bit of fun for the end of The Runoff Area’s first full year since its relaunch, I gave my readers the chance to vote for their favourite article of 2009. Thanks to everyone who voted, the winner has now been decided!
New F1 game to feature post-race penalties
“This is a great step forward in simulating the true F1 experience,” a Codemasters spokesman said. “In our game it will be perfectly possible to finish a race, save your game, return to it hours, days or even weeks later and discover that the results have been changed for no adequately explained reason.”
FOTA dinner ends in chaos
Montezemolo … claimed that he was in two minds about whether he was going to spend anything at all, or simply leave the restaurant without paying and set up his own restaurant where everybody could eat as much as they liked until dead from obesity or legally bankrupt.
FIA accuse McLaren fans of inconsistency
“The persistent and unfair meddling of McLaren fans in the affairs of Formula One long after the events have finished is ruining our once-great sport,” the FIA complained. “Why can’t we just watch a race, let it finish, fiddle with the results a bit and have done with it all?”
McLaren: Raikkonen only gives 100%
Whitmarsh was scathing of some current drivers, who have been known to come back from a qualifying lap claiming that they have “given it 110 per cent.” “That’s simply not enough,” he pointed out. “110 per cent these days will get you into Q2, but nowhere further.”
Hitler not impressed by Ecclestone
“Mr. Hitler said that he thought that Bernie was a dwarfish, money-grabbing excuse for an Untermensch, and that he wouldn’t have lasted five minutes in the dog-eat-dog world of Europe between the wars. He also said that I should say hello to Max, whatever that means.”