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Archive for October, 2009

Nakajima loses gloves

Nakajima loses gloves

Sao Paulo, Monday: A panicked Kazuki Nakajima has asked F1 fans to help him find his racing gloves, which he apparently mislaid after this weekend’s Brazilian Grand Prix at Interlagos. The Williams driver attempted to recruit the assistance of the world’s Formula One audience via his Twitter feed, where he explained that his gloves had [Read More]

USF1 “may consider aliens”

USF1 “may consider aliens”

Charlotte, Friday: New-for-2010 team USF1 have confessed that they may be forced to recruit space aliens to drive their cars in their inaugural season, despite their original intention to field a team composed entirely of Earthlings. The U-turn, team principal Ken Anderson insists, comes with great regret at the culmination of a search for [Read More]

Button in calendar complaint

Button in calendar complaint

Brackley, Wednesday: F1 championship leader Jenson Button has submitted a complaint to Formula One Management after they revised the sport’s 2010 calendar today. Teams had previously complained that having the Monaco and Turkish Grands Prix on consecutive weekends would be too difficult logistically, and therefore FOM took the step of [Read More]

“Cash for drivers” a success

“Cash for drivers” a success

London, Monday: Formula One team bosses are taking advantage of a new scheme that allows teams to send in their unwanted F1 drivers and receive in return a cheque for their value. Postal Drivers, a newly-established company set to take maximum advantage from the global recession, requests that team bosses hunt around their factories for unwanted [Read More]

Senna confident despite name change

Senna confident despite name change

Sao Paulo, Friday: The Driver Formerly Known As Bruno Senna is confident that he will still get a seat in Formula One next year, despite having changed his name so that he will definitely be recruited for F1 on his talent and not because of his famous uncle. Bruno Cockhandler, nephew of three-time world champion Ayrton [Read More]

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