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Archive for July, 2009

“Bored” Schumi comes out of retirement

“Bored” Schumi comes out of retirement

Kerpen, Thursday: After the shock news that seven-time F1 world champion Michael Schumacher is to make his return to the sport at Valencia next month, the German has revealed that “boredom” with retirement was the main factor prompting him to unhang his racing helmet. “Initially, being retired was really good fun,” [Read More]

Massive error brings Schumacher to Ferrari

Massive error brings Schumacher to Ferrari

Maranello, Tuesday: Top officials at Ferrari have expressed dismay today as it was revealed that the wrong Schumacher has been appointed to take the place of the injured Felipe Massa from next month’s European Grand Prix. As soon as it became evident that the Brazilian, hurt after being hit on the head by debris in qualifying [Read More]

Renault to sue for “book-related injuries”

Renault to sue for “book-related injuries”

Enstone, Monday: A representative from Renault’s Formula One team has revealed that he is to take legal action against the FIA after he suffered “bruising and lingering pain” after F1 race stewards threw the book at the team yesterday. Steve Nielsen, team manager for the French outfit, was summoned to see the stewards after the [Read More]

Two-seater Ferrari sparks rules debate

Two-seater Ferrari sparks rules debate

Maranello, Saturday: Controversial plans released by the Ferrari Formula One team this week have caused heated debate among the F1 fraternity, with several top figures protesting that Ferrari’s “two-seater” design for 2010 is outside of the technical regulations. Ferrari have been courting double world champion Fernando Alonso [Read More]

N.Technology insist on 2010 entry

N.Technology insist on 2010 entry

Paris, Wednesday: Rejected Formula One applicants N.Technology have insisted that they will be on the F1 grid in 2010, after resubmitting their application to the FIA and asking that the entry criteria be reviewed. Since F1’s entry list for 2010 was announced, N.Technology have been questioning the way in which the entries were decided, [Read More]

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