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Archive for May, 2009

FIA in controversial “results merger”

FIA in controversial “results merger”

Paris, Thursday: The FIA, not content with their current plans to wreak destruction on Formula One, have further deliberately attempted to undermine the credibility of the sport today by announcing that the results of the Bahrain and Spanish Grands Prix will be merged, as if they were just a single race. An FIA spokesman indicated that [Read More]

Monaco traffic wardens ordered to stay away

Monaco traffic wardens ordered to stay away

Monte Carlo, Tuesday: Traffic wardens in the busy principality of Monaco have been ordered to stay away from the streets of Monte Carlo this weekend, with a view to avoiding the disruption caused at the Grands Prix of the last few years. Formula One Management has apparently twisted the arm of the Monegasque government, and insisted [Read More]

Safety Car to run diffuser and KERS

Safety Car to run diffuser and KERS

Paris, Sunday: Formula One races will be revolutionised in the future following the FIA’s announcement today that the sport’s iconic Safety Car will be revised in time for next week’s Monaco Grand Prix, to reflect some of the latest developments to affect the category since the start of the year. The new Safety Car, which will [Read More]

Williams to outsource to save money

Williams to outsource to save money

Grove, Thursday: Long-time Formula One participants Williams are to outsource much of their workforce in order to get the most out of F1’s new budget cap, reports today suggest. The team, which has been operating from its Oxfordshire base for some years now, has been evaluating the possibility of using cheaper labour overseas to produce its [Read More]

Barrichello threatens to quit Brawn, maybe

Barrichello threatens to quit Brawn, maybe

Brackley, Tuesday: Ageing Brazilian F1 driver Rubens Barrichello has timidly suggested that he may be persuaded to quit the season-dominating Brawn GP team if he thinks that they are favouring Jenson Button over him. Barrichello was visibly disappointed after the Spanish Grand Prix, where Button came from behind to win the race, and rumours have [Read More]

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